Chris Brown Is A Douche Bag!

Five months after Chris Brown assaulted the gorgeous Rihanna a judge sentenced him to five years probation. This sentence included a stay-away order, this means that his royal doucheness can't contact Rihanna (either in person, via a third party or on the phone) and he has to do six months community service, let's hope he doesn't over exert himself.

Is it just me or is everyone else going WTF!? Six months community service after assaulting another person! How'd he like to be smacked around by his boyfriend whilst serving time in jail!? But such is the sentence of a hip-hop celeb.

Chris Brown released an apology which I got from Youtube for you to check out,



How valiant and sincere. There are two sides to every story and legal expert Peter T. Haven has said to MTV that Brown's sentence "Is not a walk in the park" and that doing jail time would have been "easier and cleaner" you can check out the rest of his obsequious, 'pro-Brown' argument here.

Brumilda Joins The Walk of Fame

The long running Afrikaans soapie Egoli has become a bit of a South African institution (pity it's coming to an end soon) and Brumilda van Rensburg (who plays Louwna) is one of SA's leading ladies. She was recently inducted into the Walk of Fame at the gorgeous Foxwood House which is neatly tucked away in one of Johannesburg's lush suburbs... And guess who was there to see it all - that's right, Yours Truly!

I was right there when the Rolls Royce pulled up and Brumilda met her adoring fans and colleagues. It was a great day out I'll have you know and if you don't believe me check out my Youtube video clip.

'Till next time my lovelies make sure you're out and about with the need to be seen this weekend!

Oh my word! I have a new favourite celeb! I know I'm not supposed to but once you've taken a look at these fabulous photos I'm sure you'll all agree.

I recently got to have a quick chat to one of South Africa's most well know songbirds, Ms Johnston of Mango Groove fame. That woman has so much style and class - how many people can you think of who can pull off purple heels!? She certainly can.

Those heels weren't even the highlight! She was rocking a gorgeous little giraffe inspired handbag... Being the gentleman that I am I didn't delve into it's depths but I did snap a quick pic for you all to see.


How fabulous is that!? Ms J told me that Mango Groove are preparing to release their first album in 14 years!!! Oh how I love a good comeback - power to them!

Ok I've got places to be and people to see, so until next time folks I bid you adieu.

Jen Su's Talks 'The Funeral of All Time'

The fabulous Jen Su recently took some time off from mingling with the who's who of Hollywood and came to South Africa. While she was here she flitted from studio set to studio set so I got some of my friends in high places to ask her about what has been dubbed as 'the funeral of all time', well a funeral that had more viewers than that of Lady Di's must have been!

Watch this video on my Youtube channel and get some insight into what it was like being at Michael Jackson's funeral.

Lerato Motau's favourites

Lerato Motau of Egoli fame was recently on All Access and I got some of my peeps on the ground to ask her a thing or two about 'soapie land'. Imagine having to prepare for some of the over-the-top scenarios that would come your way if you were a high powered villain on one of SA's longest running soaps...

Well Lerato takes the over-the-top suggestions in her stride. Check them out!

And that's not where it ends my lovelies. They went on to delve into the deep psyche of her character TJ by finding out what some of Lerato's favourite things are, and how they compare to TJ's. The answers are worlds apart - talk about living your character! Take a look at what she said in my most awesome video to date (if i do say so myself:)

Pabi's High Five Dance!

A friend of mine was lucky enough to be hanging around

the All Access studios. He managed to get some footage of Pabi

having a ball in her make-up room!

This girl is such a firecracker, what a bundle of energy!

She looks like she's having the time of her life!

And yours truly has proof! Check out her high-five dance in this video.

I'm teaching it to all of my friends so we can show it off while out and about;)

Sweet Tweets.

Hello my lovelies

I wanted to bring you some hot goss from Hollywood - but what a slooooow Monday!

It seems that the only thing anyone can talk about is Kendra Wilkinson's wedding episode on her show. Boring! Is it just me or does anyone else think that Playboy Bunnies shouldn't get tied down and hitched... Where's the booty-shaking, shot-taking fun in that!?

In other news Kim Kardashian got Twitter happy while on a flight home over the weekend. She used the time tweet about how she can't wait to enjoy a 'week heavily working out' and then shortly after that, she continued to punt her workout regime by asking everyone to join in with her and her sister Khloe by getting a copy of their DVD. Moral of the story ladies and gents? If you want a booty that turns heads like Kim's does you need to work for it - no silicone padding there my friends;)

In between all the fitness talk Ms Kardashian did however take a great little pic of the clouds from her window seat on the plane. Check it out - http://twitpic.com/cbb1a

Despite all of the happy tweets about going home, starting boot camp and loving being in the air, the airline lost her luggage. Thanks unnamed airline now the rest of Twitterville has to deal with a very ":(" Kim Kardashian - and my readers got a blog as banal as her tweets, as i said... Slow Monday.