Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Phil Spector has been in the news a lot recently what with him facing a murder charge and all. For me though, more interesting than his obviously warped temper and happy trigger finger is that bizarre space on top of his head where he practices what must be a beloved hobby: topiary.

Here's a look at the hair pieces Spector has been sporting over the last few years both in and out of court, and then the coup de grace - his final mug shot after being convicted of the murder of Lana Clarkson and jailed for 19 years.

Notice how cleverly he hides his lack of hair line:

I like to think of this one as the I-wanna-be-Howard-Stern/KennyG-when-I'm-big:

Doesn't this just scream "Original Ken Doll circa 1950" ??

This is my fave! Who on *earth* told him looking like the Hair Bear Bunch was cool!?!

And then this - a little like the emperor without his new clothes? Samson without his beard? Britney without her Kevin?